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sobersexting:

name your vibrators after me

(via heckme)

egberts:

i quit high school because everyone was singing and i was terrified

(via heckme)

How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt

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incredlblyspooky:

Executioner: any last words?

Me: buy applause on itunes

(Source: beiisprout, via fuglypudding)

lyfeunscriptd:

this is forever going to be the greatest thing

lyfeunscriptd:

this is forever going to be the greatest thing

(Source: thepanduchessofshade, via fuglypudding)

niick4:

you’re an old, single loser who’s never going to have any friends.

niick4:

you’re an old, single loser who’s never going to have any friends.

(via in-for-the-long-haul)

(Source: myampgoesto11, via surlylock)

oij:

very important

oij:

very important

(Source: gentle-twig, via dooberlane)